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USA Flag Capri: White Twill & Freedom's Stretch! American Style.
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White Anchor Capris—Perfect Summer Stretch Twill Ankle Pants!
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Vintage Bantam Midget: Rally Racing Legend – Own a Piece of History!
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Bimini Breeze Boxer: Barefoot, Bold, and Madras-Ready for Island Life.
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Blue Oxford Boxer: Patriotic Kick with a Barefoot Twist
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Boxer's Martini Mood: Blue Oxford Stripes, Ready for Anything!
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Blue Oxford Martini: Barefoot Boxer's Classy Kick
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Rockport Madras Barefoot Boxer: Rugged Style, Easy Living
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Seapoint Madras: Barefoot Boxer's Boldest Beat.
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White Oxford Martini: Barefoot Boxer's Classic Cocktails and Comfort
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